The Wrong Way

This one is about the individual that inspired the previous post. I changed the name(slightly) just on the off chance that someone he works with might read this and make fun of him. It is to the tune of "Wrong Way" by Sublime. Enjoy...

Waldo’s 24 he don’t shower any more
Nobody ever told him it’s the wrong way.
Don’t be afraid,
‘cause with Febreze he’s been sprayed
He’ll still never get laid
it’s the wrong way
Used all the stick ups I had to give
But His stench really makes it hard to live
A big dip slobber is running down his chin
And it makes me bout throw-up
I never wanted
A big fat dip pressed between his lips
But I'm staring at his zits
It's the wrong way
Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So I puke in the trash can
It's the wrong way
The only dating option he’s ever had
Is a jar of Vaseline and a porno mag
He has some toothpaste
but it isn’t for his teeth,
It’s for cleaning off the spooge
from his laptop PC
Happy no I’m sad, wanna leave here bad
I'll do anything I can
It's the wrong way
On watch all night, his smell isn’t right
Hope that spit bottle’s capped tight
It was the wrong way
Can’t run away I don’t wanna stay
I’m stuck in this watch section, oh no
It's only two, four more hours what to do
Spend some time in Maneuvering
Nub style!
Used all the stick ups I had to give
But His stench really makes it hard to live
A big dip slobber is running down his chin
And it makes me bout throw-up
I never wanted
Wanna run away
And I'm sorry when I say, that straight to this very day
It was the wrong way
Stuck in the box
it don't matter if I like it or not
Because no matter what
he still smells the wrong way
Gave all the Head and Shoulders I had to give
But he still wouldn't take it, oh no
His big old head is scaly like a fish
And it makes me bout throw-up
I never wanted