Guetshow's Girl

This is one from my 2nd boat about a guy and his girl from the Submarine tender in LaMadalena, Italy. I think I mispelled his name but it is pronounced Get-chow. Man she was fugly. It is to the tune of "Jesse's Girl" by Rick Springfield. Here goes, enjoy....

Guetshow's got a girl
Man is she a winner
Guess that's what you get
When you get one from the tender
And I know we're all hard up
But I cannot understand
'Cause she's supposed to be a girl
But she looks more like a man

And she's squinting those beady eyes
And she's smiling with those Shrek teeth
I just know it
And it ain't no disguise
It's not a mask she's that damn ugly

I'm glad I don't have Guetshow's girl(X3)
Where did he find a monster like that

Hey, she's not my type
That's just my opinion
But if you ask me
She looks like Satan's minion
And an image I did not need
Is now burned into my mind
'Cause Guetshow came into the room
And gave us all the thumbs up sign

And she's squinting those beady eyes
And she's smiling with those Shrek teeth
I just know it
And it ain't no disguise
It's not a mask she's that damn ugly

I'm glad I don't have Guetshow's girl(X3)
Where did he find a monster like that