This one is a parody of Human Leagues "Don't You Want Me". Here is the story behind it. We were bringing on shore power in Souda Bay, Crete I believe and Parker was down in the escape trunk trying to check the connections dead and he yelled down to Jones (Stevie Six Fingers, not Fat Jones) to hand him up a fluke. Jones had this annoying twang to his voice whenever he talked and when he yelled back up "What!" it tripped Parker, who was already having a shitty day, off line. So Parker yells back, "DON'T YOU WHAT ME JONES" and just like that a song idea popped into my head. Here goes...
I was working as a 'trician in the escape trunk
When you what'ed me
I asked you for a fluke and then you answer "What"
Don't give me attitude
(Chorus)
Don't, don't you what me
It's hot inside this trunk and I am already real angry
Don't, don't you what me
'Cause the sound of your voice has got me really f***ing steamed
When I get out of this trunk
I'm gonna kick you in the junk
Just stay under that hatch now
If you don't believe me
Don't you what me Jonesey,
Don't you what me Jo-oh-oh-ones(repeat)
You were working as a 'trician in the escape trunk
When I what'ed you,
I think you are a dirtbag and I still recall
When they threw out your shoes
(Chorus)
Don't, don't you what me
It's hot inside this trunk and I am already real angry
Don't, don't you what me
'Cause the sound of your voice has got me really f***ing steamed
When I get out of this trunk
I'm gonna kick you in the junk
Just stay under that hatch now
If you don't believe me
Don't you what me Jonesey,
Don't you what me Jo-oh-oh-ones(repeat)
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Oh my God that one takes me back... I remember that whole thing unfolding, where Meyers had to tell Parker to get back up in the trunk because he started to climb down.
Good, good times.
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