Smells Like EMC

This is a parady about an EMC I had on my first boat to the tune of "Smells like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. Some background, this guy used to always bum smokes from everyone and in the smoke pit he would try to give everyone high fives. We called these "cool high fives" and when we would not return them he would say "Don't leave me hanging, man". Whenever he did anything he always had this crazy looking grimace on his face that sort of looked like the Joker from Batman so we called him the Joker behind his back mostly but sometimes to his face. Before he qualified EWS he was standing EO. We were going under ice so once we got there you had to be qualified BCE to sit in the box and he was not. He would not stand AEA unless he was being relieved for a smoke break. He would get relieved in the box by the AEA(who he would also bum a smoke from) and go out and smoke. When we got under ice the EO's went port and starboard(BCE remember) while his ass went off the watchbill and he went to the rack. That is the short of it and here is the song.

Don't leave me hangin' man
Hey Clark how 'bout a smoke and
While you're at it why don't you see
'bout setting salinities (followed by a bunch of oh no's like in the song)

Sorry guys now, hate to bone ya'
but I need sleep now, don't cha know
twelve hours down now, that's for starters
and then twelve more during charges
I'm a bone boy, I'm a smoker
Cool Hi five man, I'm the Joker, yeah

I'm too senior if you ask me
hey buddy do you know what I mean
I don't care what the Eng might say
I will not stand watch as AEA (oh no's again)

Sorry guys now, hate to bone ya'
but I need sleep now, don't cha know
twelve hours down now, that's for starters
and then twelve more during charges
I'm a bone boy, I'm a smoker
Cool Hi five man, I'm the Joker, yeah

That's all for now, more later.