Why I don't play World of Warcraft

1. Only Mr. T. can be a night elf mohawk.
2. There is no Chuck Norris race.
3. WOW conversations at work are more heated than sports pools.
4. I have a life. (I'm not an R-tard)
5. I sit in front of a computer to much at work.
6. Halo 3 is so much cooler.
7. I am cleaning my Star Wars action figures (they are not dolls dammit)
8. I am a cheap bastard and won't pay for an account.
9. There are no good stripclubs in Ironforge.
10. The name Orc Slayer 2120 was already taken.