Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Crash's Song

This one was from the second boat, to Papa Roach's "Last Resort" I think it is pretty self explanitory, but for some clarification, it is about a guy who went on watch in the engine room and then could not get a relief to go forward and use the head (bathroom, for you non nautical types). Enjoy.

Filled bucket up with feces
This is my last resort
Defecation, strained breathing,
Don’t give a f**k if my watch sup sees me

This is my last resort
Filled bucket up with feces I’ve reached my last resort
Defecation strained breathing,
Don’t give a f**k if my watch sup sees me
I just hope I don’t use this one for cleaning
It’s all wrong it isn’t right,
If I s**t myself tonight chances are that I might
My relief has gone to bed and I’m contemplating turtlehead

‘Cause I should’ve went then what a mistake,
Wish somebody would give a head break.
Should’ve went then what a mistake
Wish somebody would give a head break

I never realized the mess I was in
‘til it was to late Poop was about to begin
Clenchinbuttcheeks together, not gonna win
Come colon, please keep it in
It all started when I didn’t wanna bother
Now I’m gonna s**t one way or another
Searching to find a bucket down in lower level
Finding skidmarks and chem wipes you devil

‘Cause I should’ve went then what a mistake,
Wish somebody would give a head break.
Should’ve went then what a mistake
Wish somebody would give a head break

Nothing’s alright, nothing is fine
I’m groaning and I’m grunting
I’m grunting, I’m grunting
I’m grunting, I’m grunting


That's all for now, more later.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, I remember that song - and the incident that prompted it!

I'll e-mail you with requests for others...

Solon said...

Oh man do I remember that one. Poor Crash and his unfortunate incident with those brownies.

-The Babblin' one