Identy Theft (I Can Buy My Gas with Your Credit Card)

This is another original that has nothing to do with boats. It is to the tune of "Handlebars" by the Flobots. Here goes, enjoy.

i can buy my gas with your credit card
your credit card
your credit card
i can buy my gas with your credit card
your credit card
your credit card
look at me, look at me
hands in your trash like it's good to be
alive
and i'm a dirty bastard who knows how to steal your identity
took square dance to learn to do-si-do
bought turntables just to scratch a record
bought a universal remote control
and paid van halen to get back together
i can buy a yacht in the keys and then
buy a new phone a sony ericsson
i bought the rights to "de colores"
and "i'm proud to be an american"
me and my friend bought a platypus
and then someone said that’s ridiculous
and I said no its not
i can buy anything that i want cuz, look
i can change identities into my own
into my own
into my own
and i can make my calls on your telephone
on your telephone
on your telephone
look at me look at me
just had your mail addressed to me
arrive
it’s such a small world
your credits jacked up it’s Lifelock you need
i can take your money down to a thrift store
i can subscribe to dirty magazines
i bought a used nintendo sixty four
just to play killer instinct gold see
i can buy wowee toy robotics
i can have computers control my living conditions
i know how to scam a business
i can use your name to buy a product
phishing scams on your computer
me and my friends we can ruin your future
i buy surround sound theater systems
i can buy anything with no resistance cuz
i can call all nations with my new iphone
with my new iphone
with my new iphone
and i can have somebody install a new pool
install a new pool
install a new pool
look at me look at me
stealing and i won't stop
and it feels so good to charge
your credit to the top
my market is global
my tom tom is sure
your ruin is total
my paypal is yours
i can go on a million posh vacations
or give all my friends a new play station
use computer porn for masturbation
that’s some real high tech ejaculation
i can get massages with happy endings
just because i sure like'em
and i can maybe even go charter fishing
i have your credit cards in my hand
so i can get direct tv by satellite
by satellite
by satellite
and i can go to target buy a telescope
buy a telescope
buy a telescope
and i can keep on spending don’t care what it costs
don’t care what it costs
don’t care what it costs
don’t care what it costs
don’t care what it costs
don’t care what it costs
i can buy my gas with your credit card
your credit card
your credit card
i can buy my gas with your credit card
your credit card
your credit card