Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Inspired by the Onion

As you can see from my links I like the Onion and thought of this headline in my sick little mind.

32 Year Old Woman Poses as 11 Year Old Boy to Meet Men Her Age.

Peoria, IL--Samantha Stevens was tired of meeting the same losers on her favorite dating website, so after watching an episode of Dateline she came up with a new idea to meet men her age. She presented herself as 11 year old Timmy Richardson on the social networking site MySpace and before long she had arranged meetings with several lonely men looking for companionship.
"I was really surprised by all the responses," Samantha was quoted as saying. "It is really interesting who you can find on the web these days. I've already had "dates" with a school teacher and a local fireman. I even met a youth minister, but broke off the date because that was just a little too weird."
Stevens also noted that most of the men were somewhat disappointed when they discovered her charade but were pleasantly relieved that she was not actually Chris Hansen.

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