Some (bad) ideas for Halloween
Get a laptop computer to carry around and simply state that you are an Internet predator. What is more scary than that.
Carry around a video camera and some T-shirts and tell people you are with Girls gone wild.
Jeffery Dahmer, or the John Wayne Gacy clown.
The transvestite from "The Crying Game"
Wear a whip cream bikini like the one in "Varsity Blues"
Carry around some sports memorabilia, black one of your eyes with makeup and say that OJ kicked your ass and wants his stuff back.
Carry around a fake bomb, wear an Obama for president shirt and say you are Bill Ayers.
John McCain's skin cancer. (Not sure how to pull that one off)
Get a realistic looking dildo, cut off and carry just the top inch and a half covered in fake blood and say that you were following to close behind Lorena Bobbit.
Spill whiskey on yourself, put on some hand cuffs, make several anti-semetic remarks and say you are Mel Gibson.
As I said in the beginning, these are all bad ideas for Halloween costumes and I don't actually recommend them to anyone, just like I would not recommend that Great White do a cover of the Talking Heads "Burning Down the House" it would be bad form.
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>>Wear a whip cream bikini like the one in "Varsity Blues"
This one is especially frowned upon if you are an overweight, hairy dude.
I'd also like to give a shout out to an old SNL bit where Dan Aykroyd was selling some "questionable" children's costumes to include:
* "Johnny Rocket" - Be a spaceman using this plastic bag and rubber band!
* "The Invisible Pedestrian" - an all-black jumpsuit
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