I'm more of a "Half Empty" type person.

Holiday Cheer

I was going to wait until a little closer to Christmas to post this, but decided this was close enough. Enjoy...

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the sub
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a nub
The COB was all nestled
Asleep in his rack
Now free of the fleas
That once roamed his back
The rover was sleeping
Back by the MACE
Unaware of the drool
That covered his face
When up on the sail
There arose such a clatter
That topside awoke
To see what was the matter
When what to his
Wondering eyes should appear
Than some fat dude in a sleigh
Pulled by freaking reindeer
He leapt from the dogshack
And fell on his ass
Unholsterd his weapon
As quick as a flash
Slapped in a clip
And fired off a quick three
Then climbed up in the sail
For a closer look see
Upon reaching the top
He exclaimed “Suck my dick”
For lying before him
Was a dead ass Saint Nick
Three shots center mass
To bad he didn’t miss
But then again Santa wasn’t
On the access list
The children are sad
Topside don’t give a damn
‘Cause for stopping an intruder
His ass got a NAM