Choco's Got Back

This one is from my first boat about a certain Ensign who was a little on the heavy side. Little, who am I kidding, he shattered the height weight standards, and was in fact ordered by the Captain to skip desserts. His solution was to stash all kinds of candy in his rack, so much candy that we gave him the nick name Choco' Boy. This is to the tune of "Baby's Got Back" by Sir Mixalot. Here goes

I like Chocolate, and I cannot lie
I really just can't deny
That I'm the Ensign with a Hershey's Kiss
Or a Snickers in my face
I get sprung, gotta pull up tough
'Cause you noticed my face is stuffed
Full of the candy I'm eatin'
And I just can't help repeating
Oh Baby Ruth
I wanna get witchya
Every time I see your picture
My CO tried to scorn me
But that yellow cake got
Me so hungry
The guys said hey there Ensign
You say you want chocolate again
well chew it, chew it
But on the surface you'll spew it
I don't like dancin'
to candy I'm Charles Manson
Sweat, bet I eat Hersheys
Like a Turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of Magazines
Saying Diets are the thing
Give me a Kit Kat
I'm Down with that
and I pack much back
So fella's, yeah, fella's yeah
Do I have a big ol' butt
Hell yeah,
Watch me Shake it, No, shake it, no
Shake my big ol' butt
Choco's got back

That is all for now more later...